kronstadt21:

Beard tips from The Art and Science of Barbering via The Worker Dandyist International:

I find myself leaning toward the Luciferian panache of the Napoleon III Imperial and the Bohemian bookishness of the Balbo. The Old Dutch, the French Fork and the Ducktail are obviously the work of diseased minds and would mark the wearer of such abominations as a preposterous sociopath with criminally deviant inclinations.